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Arz kiya hai...Main bhi tere liyeTAJ MAHAL banaaunga..Main bhi tere liye TAJMAHAL banaunga.. 1cup Subah aur 1cup Shaamko banaunga Ek bakra talaab mein gir gaya,ab bahaar kaise aayegaa?>>Geela Hokar<< tension nahi lene ka, bhidu!!
Sardaro k bich fight ho rahi thi. 1 sardar : saale mai tere kapde phad k tujko nanga kar dunga. . 2 sardar : serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar. ![]() Ultimate Line Told by Evry Parents 2 Childrens- "Beta Dil Laga K Padhna" Ab..Unhe Kaun Samjhaye Ki Dil Lagane K Baad Padhai Kahan Hoti Hai 3 sardar bed par so rhe the, 3no ko jagah thik se nhi mil rahi thi.1 Srdr bed se niche sone chala gya.Dusre Srdr ne use kaha "Ab jagah ho gayi he, upar aaja" Wife-Oye ji, Sunte Ho,Utho Utho,Raat ke 2 baje he.Husband-Q..Uthaya Mujhe Wife-Aap nind ki goli Lena to bhul Hi Gaye. Long back a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called."IT professionals" Santa went 2 interview 4 CBI officer post. Interviewer: who killed gandhiji.? Santa: Thanks 4 giving job sir i wil start investigation!!... ![]() |

